Saturday, July 18, 2009

Wrappers.

I think,

that every time I open a little thing of those super-cheap crackers or a Hershey's candy bar, I split that stupid tab thing that you are supposed to grab onto in order to open the bag or wrapper or whatever you want to call it.

I don't know about you, readers, but I don't keep a utility knife or a nice pair of Fiskars in my back pocket. And those might not even work with the crackers - you might as well snort the crumbs from them by the time you actually get the bastard open.

This should not be common. I shouldn't need a plasma cutter to open the Fort Knox packaging on my Hershey's bar, just to make a complete mess out of the s'more it's just going to turn into.

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