Finally.

Congress has now become fed up with the uncomfortably loud infomercials.

If you have ever found yourself saying, "Is it just me or is this Billy Mays commercial super loud, thus forcing me to turn down the volume way more often than I need to?" - then it isn't just you. Turns out that these infomercials are actually WAY louder than standard programming - and Congress is PISSED.


This is what I like to see/hear - people actively working against annoying stuff so everyone doesn't have to deal with it. Thank you.

Carrying Heavy Stuff

these guys are movers. they do it professionally. however, when anyone is a non-mover and carrying heavy stuff upstairs, someone gets shafted. not with most of the weight, but the person on the top end who is actually carrying less weight is put in the most awkward position since close-to-home misplaced molestation jokes. The person on top is squatting trying to get upstairs and leaning in some impossible way, while still trying to carry some amount of the weight. fucking sucks. your body should never be crouched trying to stay low and trying ascend at the same time, its like trying to jump and stay crouched the entire time....what?