Pictures with Shitty Designs and Captions.

Not to pick on these girls, but i just knew i could find these here.







That being said, anything that has a heart and says friends forever over a picture is terrible. These frustrate me so much I can't even write about them.

Sandals...Not the Resort

when people wear sandals like this:


and they have them too loose so that their toes hang over the front.

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU LIVE LIKE THAT?

Maps.

Ever spent at least 2 minutes trying to correctly fold up an overly large fold out map?

I have - and I've never felt more patronized by a inanimate object in my life. It's like someone giving you a 20 piece puzzle - "It'll take you like 30 seconds" - and spending the whole day working on it, with no food or bathroom breaks.

At one point you just decide, "F**k it - I'm just going to cram this piece of s**t into the back pocket of my car seat. Hopefully you make that decision quickly, because you could EASILY be unable to see absolutely anything with that massive map in front of you.

It might as well double as a sun guard thingy - so you don't brand yourself in the hip from the cherry-hot seatbelt buckle (another HUGE peeve of mine).

I'll take a spiral-bound map any day. Or staple the map to the ceiling of my interior. Or get a kindle and get creative. Whatever.

Gilmore Girls.

UGH. I cannot stand this show.

Nothing happens. All they do is talk. And talk. And talk.

There are no breaks in the conversation except to introduce a dramatic music-fueled moment of deep introspection.

NO ONE - IN REAL LIFE - IS AS WITTY AS THE CHARACTERS IN THE SHOW. It's impossible to think that quickly.

And does ANYONE have a relationship with their mother like the one on the show? NO. wtf. plz.


AND SO MANY RERUNS. FML.

Umbrellas.

Is there anything more awkward than having a shitty umbrella break on you while you are walking in the rain (as if that isn't miserable enough)?

They are virtually impossible to fix - almost as frustrating as trying to solve a Rubik's Cube.

And not to mention how dangerous they can be. I'd like to know how many people have had an eye painfully gouged from a backwards wrestling match with his or her umbrella, because it's GOT to happen. GOT to.

Pizza.

Ugh, this is about pizza cheese.

You know, when you go for a delicious bite of a gloriously greasy slice of pizza - but when you bite and then pull your mouth away from you, you end ripping ALL OF THE CHEESE OFF. It's like making out with a hot pile of grease. Understatement with the "hot". The layer of cheese scalds the skin and you cant taste anything for the rest of the week. Not to mention how you smell like a pizza the next day when you wake up - gotta love that grease oozing out of your skin.

UGH.

You have to do that stupid and awkward two-handed eating technique where you're trying to pin down the cheese with one hand and hold the slice confidently with the other - all while hunched over trying to prevent wearing the food in front of your mouth.

Sucks. Just put less sauce on and cook the pizza a bit longer. Ugh.

Bags.

It's late.

You've got a serious snack attack coming on.

You run to the convenience store down on the street corner.

You buy a bag of doritos/fritos/cheddar fries - your choice.

You bust back into your place, anxiously awaiting this delicious treat.

You break open that bag with voracity.

The bag rips hardcore down the side and your once coveted treasure is spilled all over the floor.

You stand defeated.

You fall on your knees - half in disdain, half to pick up the treats.



THIS IS A HORROR STORY. Why can't we make bags that don't do this bullshit?