Pizza.

Ugh, this is about pizza cheese.

You know, when you go for a delicious bite of a gloriously greasy slice of pizza - but when you bite and then pull your mouth away from you, you end ripping ALL OF THE CHEESE OFF. It's like making out with a hot pile of grease. Understatement with the "hot". The layer of cheese scalds the skin and you cant taste anything for the rest of the week. Not to mention how you smell like a pizza the next day when you wake up - gotta love that grease oozing out of your skin.

UGH.

You have to do that stupid and awkward two-handed eating technique where you're trying to pin down the cheese with one hand and hold the slice confidently with the other - all while hunched over trying to prevent wearing the food in front of your mouth.

Sucks. Just put less sauce on and cook the pizza a bit longer. Ugh.