Maps.

Ever spent at least 2 minutes trying to correctly fold up an overly large fold out map?

I have - and I've never felt more patronized by a inanimate object in my life. It's like someone giving you a 20 piece puzzle - "It'll take you like 30 seconds" - and spending the whole day working on it, with no food or bathroom breaks.

At one point you just decide, "F**k it - I'm just going to cram this piece of s**t into the back pocket of my car seat. Hopefully you make that decision quickly, because you could EASILY be unable to see absolutely anything with that massive map in front of you.

It might as well double as a sun guard thingy - so you don't brand yourself in the hip from the cherry-hot seatbelt buckle (another HUGE peeve of mine).

I'll take a spiral-bound map any day. Or staple the map to the ceiling of my interior. Or get a kindle and get creative. Whatever.