To all delicious local pizza eateries,
Don't puss out of your buffalo chicken by putting some bullshit imitation hot sauce creation on GRILLED CHICKEN. We can tell. And it's not good.
It feels and tastes like I'm trying to eat Keanu Reeves' leather pants from The Matrix.
So grow a pair, maybe spend that extra ten bucks, and lather some BREADED chicken tenders in a REAL hot sauce and then serve those little pieces of heaven to me in a calzone or a sub with lettuce and tomato.
Damn.
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