Has anyone ever gotten up from sitting in a picnic table gracefully?
No.
No chance. It is undoubtedly one of the most awkward body movements you could make. Not only is it extremely uncomfortable for the person getting up, but it is just as uncomfortable for anyone who is sitting down next to you or on the same bench - you're trying not to get kicked it the head while your buddy is dismounting the picnic table.
And the awkwardness doesn't stop there.
Everyone has to stop and watch and that person gets up. With grilled foods en route to their mouths, they freeze in response to the unfortunate public display of physical clunkiness.
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